Square dancing is not a disorder. Even though you might exhibit almost all of the symptoms below.
You Know You’re Hooked When:
You walk into a room and figure out how many squares would fit
Your wardrobe changes to boots, bolos and cowboy hats
You think “Slide-Thru” when walking through a crowd
Your calendar consists of Fly-Ins and Barn Dances
You start listening to Country and Western music
You stop thinking of “Spread” in terms of sex
You change your sex and like it (become BiDansual)
You have a collection of Fly-In tee shirts
You wear out your badge, so it won’t stay on
You’ll go to a straight dance convention (and like it!)
You know who the Honky Tonk Queen is
You start carrying a bandana and a water bottle
You can’t wait until Club Night
Thank you all so much for getting me hooked!