“A Limerick for Howard Richman” reprinted from the December 1987 issue of Times Squared

Yet another limerick. You should be happy we’re only printing some of them.

Upon meeting our curly-haired Howard,

Someone said, “If I weren’t such a coward,

            I would sure put the makes

            On that hot one who bakes,

And in no time I’d have him de-floured.”